Ello! I welcome myself back to the world of blogging....it's been awhile since i last blog..like last year...anyway..just got the craze back for blogging..this time round..i'm just gonna be so random...cuz...i am random...lol..anyway..when i have good stuff to share..definitely gonna be in the blog...

cheers ppl... :) have a great day!

Life in Production Industry

Nothing beats the life in a production house, always so lively and fun day and NIGHT....well...i would say those who works in this field are what we called, trained nocturnal human.

So what's the life I'm talking about?

one word.......crazy.....

we all work day and night and sometimes night to day....many research to be done every single day to prepare for a tv commercial shoot. many places to go to explore every angle possible to fit the description in the story board a.k.a shoot board. many talents to find depending how many are chosen to fit the role even if it's only 1 person. many outfits to find and research. many changes at the very last minutes and many many many coffee and milo. :)

this life that i'm experiencing now is definitely challenging and fun at the same time..every minute shouts for new problem solving and milo definitely(energy booster)..well....when all works done for the day..we usually have just enough time to sleep in a few short hours...and sometimes when there is no work, we'll have too much time wondering what to do with our time.

this is the life of me :)

LAME.TV Food

Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, "I'm going to find my gang to hantam you!"

So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow.

Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner. Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up.

As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, "Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognize you, ok!"

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

Tragedy

An old man and a young man worked in office next to each other. The young man had noticed that the older man always seemed to have a jar of peanuts on his desk. The young man loved peanuts.

One day while the older man was away from his desk the young man couldn't resist and went to the old man's jar and ate over half the peanuts.

When the old man returned the young man felt guilty and confessed to taking the peanuts.

The old man responded "That's ok since I lost my teeth all I can do is lick the chocolate off the M&Ms."

Revelation

It's been determined that it's a bad idea to give chocolate to a woman with PMS. It can worsen the condition.

However, it's an even WORSE idea to try to take AWAY chocolate from a woman with PMS.

The rules of chocolate

~ If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

~ Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries

- all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

~ The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the shop in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the car park.

~ Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

~ A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

~ If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.

~ But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

~ If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

~ Money talks. Chocolate sings.

~ Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

~ If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top tights. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

~ Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

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Food quotes and quips

Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin

"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso

"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben

LAME.TV Christians

A Special Hymm

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon; with great expression he said, 

"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."With even greater emphasis he said, 

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And then finally, he said, 
"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

He sat down.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, 
"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River."

Unwanted Visitor

A man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to the "uppity". 

Spotting the man's dirty clothes a deacon, worried about the churches image, went to the man and asked him if he needed help. 
The man said, "I was praying and the Lord told me to come to this church."

The deacon suggested that the man go pray some more and possibly he might get a different answer. 
The next Sunday the man returned. 
The deacon asked, "Did you get a different answer?"

The man replied, "Yes I did. I told the Lord that they don't want me in that church and the Lord said, 
'Don't worry about it son; I've been trying to get into that church for years and haven't made it yet."

"No Excuse!" Sunday

To make it possible for everyone to attend church this Sunday, we are going to have a special "No Excuse Sunday":

- Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in."

- There will be a special section with lounge chairs for those who feel that our pews are too hard.

- Eye drops will be available for those with tired eyes from watching TV late Saturday night.

- We will have steel helmets for those who say, "The roof would cave in if I ever came to church."

- Blankets will be furnished for those who think the church is too cold, and fans for those who say it is too hot.

- Scorecards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present.

- Relatives and friends will be in attendance for those who can't go to church and cook dinner, too.

- We will distribute "Stamp Out Stewardship" buttons for those that feel the church is always asking for money.

- One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to seek God in nature.

- Doctors and nurses will be in attendance for those who plan to be sick on Sunday.

- The sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who never have seen the church without them.

- We will provide hearing aids for those who can't hear the preacher and cotton wool for those who think he's too loud!

It's In The BIBLE!!

There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying. 
Flying made her very, very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read as it helped relax her on the long flights.

One time, she was sitting next to a man. 
When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing.

After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"

The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."

He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"

She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him."

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.

"Then you can ask him," replied the lady.

Life worth Learning...

ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE!

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he
got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983.

 

From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: 'Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease'?

 

To this Arthur Ashe replied:
'The world over -- 50 million  children start playing tennis, 5 million learn to play tennis,
500,000 learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the  grand slam,
50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals,
when I was holding a cup I never asked GOD 'Why me?'.
And today in pain I should not be asking GOD 'Why me?' '

'Happiness keeps you Sweet,
Trials keep you Strong,
Sorrow keeps you Human,
Failure keeps you humble and Success keeps you glowing, but only Faith
& Attitude Keeps you going...